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Monday, December 22, 2008

the day so far

imagine : buzzing fluorescents, dry air, and the squealing fax machine.

painful: i have more paper cuts than i can count.

advice: you don't want to start a text war with a papercut-riddled admin at the end of the day. you just don't. you're likely to get your eyeballs scathed by my burning wit. yep, right from the tiny screen of your phone. others have scoffed and then suffered the consequences.

to the rest of you stuck in un-flattering lighting:
i tip my hat to you and continue to shuffle my papers.
as you were.



3 comments:

candacemorris said...

spit spot.


girl.
you make florescent light look gooooood.

she said...

girl.
you make a snowed-in seattle and winter had look gooooooood. it definitely takes class to pull off the fabulous-while-bundled-up look.

she said...

that would be winter haT